January 2011
1 post
October 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
March 2010
6 posts
I miss my ladyfriend, a lot.
my manfriend’s great, but he doesn’t talk me to sleep before bed like she can.
I feel like I should be singing that song from Fievel.
February 2010
6 posts
December 2009
1 post
October 2009
3 posts
September 2009
6 posts
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
35 posts
so I don't know if this blows anyone else's mind,
but Nick Lachey is 2 YEARS older than Anglina Jolie.
Really? →
“The people who wear my clothes may not read books or know math, but they know...”
– Christian Audigier (Ed Hardy designer/douchebag)
If i didn’t strongly dislike Michelle Obama already, I just read an article about how she was “bringing back the bow.” I’m calling bullshit. Lady Gaga and Kelly Mace are bringing it back, or is was never out in the first place.
“What are they doing? Dancing a fucking jig?!!”
– Kelly Mace on the roofers body slamming each other and hitting one another with giant rubber mallets on the roof at 7 am
“It’s complicated and stupid. Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid, guess he...”
– Lady Gaga
“I want a dachshund and I’m going to name her Lady Gaga.”
– Kelly Mace
Tim uses a lot of toilet paper.